This one comes from BookNerd, commenting on an earlier post, “As the days go by”
The 8th grade girls had a bad habit of running around saying this line over and over: “I just had an epiphany/I need to go to Tiffany’s.” (From a Nicki Minaj song) When I finally couldn’t stand it anymore, I asked them if they knew what an epiphany was. Dead silence. Then I asked them if any of them could spell it. Again, silence. Finally, one of them said that an epiphany was a sandwich.
“Yeah, a sandwich. And she needs to go to her friend Tiffany’s so she can get her sandwich.”