Amontezuma.

This story comes from Sara, who works in a counseling office:

 

Two eighth grade boys come into the counseling office.

Student: Ms. Smith, I really need to tell you something. There is this boy that everyday the other students put something in his orange juice that make him have to go to the bathroom. I am not sure what it is, but it starts with an “A”

Me: What? Applesauce? (shot in the dark)

Student: No..its…um..Oh! Alaxitive

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