This story comes from Sara, who works in a counseling office:
Two eighth grade boys come into the counseling office.
Student: Ms. Smith, I really need to tell you something. There is this boy that everyday the other students put something in his orange juice that make him have to go to the bathroom. I am not sure what it is, but it starts with an “A”
Me: What? Applesauce? (shot in the dark)
Student: No..its…um..Oh! Alaxitive