More like remote, right?

Posted: October 29, 2011 in Uncategorized
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“Emote- to emotionate”

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“Elated- to be late, but in the past”

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Hypocrisy- a scientific subject you are not allowed to learn until you are in college

Not very effective…

Posted: September 4, 2011 in Uncategorized
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Fabricate- a gate made of fabric

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“Fetter- more better, but fun”

Ruh roh.

Posted: August 19, 2011 in Uncategorized

On one of the first days of school, students were given a diagnostic test.  This is the title one of the students used on her paper:

 

“First Day Grammer and Spel Test”

Scat Man.

Posted: August 8, 2011 in Uncategorized

As part of a quick warm up exercise, I asked my students what world record they would try to break if given the opportunity.  One of my students immediately shot his hand in the air and asked,

 

“Mr. Karabekian, is there a world record for feces?”