During a test that was worth 100 points (20 questions, 5 points each) a student asked:
“Mister K, if I do three questions and get two wrong, will I pass this test?”
Geography? That’s my Achilles’ Heel!
Student conversation:
“Hey, I heard he was from South America.”
“Cool, do you know what part?”
“I think Australia.”
Hang Ten…Percent.
Student Definition-
“surfeit- a female surfer”
A fine mineral made of…wait.
Student definition (and spelling! and sentence!)
Alabastard- a man who is very mean and rude
“He was being an alabastard so I stopped being his friend.”
Grace Kelly
This wonderful exchange comes to us via email from M.G.
Teacher: “Under Armour spandex are not pants. You can’t wear those as pants to school.”
Student: “Miss…every other student wears them, you only notice them on me because I have the legs of a goddess”
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Tee hee.
I felt like one of my students, but I couldn’t help but laugh at the way one of them spelled “serendipity” on a test:
serendipipi
The difference a P makes.
From a student’s essay about their favorite artist:
“My favorite artist is Lil’ Wayne. He is a rape artist. He is the best at raping. My favorite kind of music is rape music and he is a really good raper.”
